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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"The dent ""I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"" ""Yeah."" ""Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"" ""Yes, I did."" ""I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"" ""Exactly."""

"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."

"Welcome to Applebee's! Can I take your order or do you need a few minutes to reflect on the mistakes you made in life that led you here?"

"Genders are a lot like the twin towers. They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot"

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year."

"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans? Because one more, and it would be too-farty."