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Joke of the Day

"Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower."

"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"

"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."

"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"

"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."

"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."

"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."