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Joke of the Day

"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."

"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."

"What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men."

"Wings are the leading cause of bird flew"

"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."

"I won the meat raffle in the bar. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother."

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."