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Joke of the Day

"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."

"I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!"

"I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed. I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!"

"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."

"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."