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Joke of the Day
"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"
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"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"
"Pepsi backwards... Is pep"
"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"
"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"
"I spotted a machine in a store that read ""It'll do to you what you do to eggs!"" and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Beats me."
"Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"" Argon does not react."
"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"
"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"