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Joke of the Day

"How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!"

"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."

"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."

"confucius say man who run in front of car get tired man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."

"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"

"How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just hire a mexican to do it."

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."