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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"
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"Beeped my horn at this cute guy who walked by. He shot me a dirty look. He's playing hard to get, but I've started planning the wedding!"
"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"
"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
"I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of... what the hell, when did they start putting child proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass?"
"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."
"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."
"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"