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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."

"I went to an Anglican church recently... They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth."

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"

"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."