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Joke of the Day

"Companies should use chromosomes in advertising Because sex cells."

"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."

"""In just 4 years, you can get a 4 year degree!"" Yes, ""university"" commercial--that math checks out."

"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."

"What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."

"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"

"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."

"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"