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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it."

"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"

"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."

"Trying to convince my wife that the white powder on my nose is cocaine to hide the fact I've eaten a large sugary donut"

"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."