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Joke of the Day
"Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke."
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"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"A husband came home with half gallon a of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick,"" he replied. ""Pour me some."""
"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"
"My boyfriend has the body of a god! Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker."
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"Just got back from the Czech Republic... ...it was Prague-ably the best trip of my life"