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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."
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"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"
"If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie."
"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."
"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"
"I need your parent's phone number so I can call you & hang up when they answer. Cause if I'm gonna crush on you, I'm doing it old school."
"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."
"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."