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Joke of the Day
"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
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"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."
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"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"
"*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!"
"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid."