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Joke of the Day
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
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"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."
"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."
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"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
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"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."
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