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Joke of the Day

"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"

"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"

"""Titanic."" ""What??"" &nbsp; ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""

"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."

"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."

"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"My coworker looked like a nun today I told her she should break the habit"

"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."

"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."