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Joke of the Day
"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."
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"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."
"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."
"2 peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted"
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
"All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse."
"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""
"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"
"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."