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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
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"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."
"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."
"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"
"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"