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Joke of the Day

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as ""the eye of the shitstorm."""

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."

"Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head? So he could badly go where no man has gone before."