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Joke of the Day

"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."

"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."

"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women."

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start."

"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."

"I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster... Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish."