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Joke of the Day

"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"

"Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? ""Why are we running so fast ?"" said one Because it says ""Tear along the dotted line"""

"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."

"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"

"I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice."

"I don't have OCD... I have CDO. The letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."

"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"