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Joke of the Day

"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"

"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen."

"Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter"

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"

"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"

"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"

"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."