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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"hmmm this cereal is bland, tasteless, boring, flat, flavorless...*checks box* oh, Synonym Toast Crunch"

"Some fantastically good advice about proper care of your butthole. That's right. Your butthole. [PIC]"

"3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"

"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. (Shamelessly ripped from An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer)"