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"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"

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"When I was visiting the islands in Alaska, I thought I saw an eye doctor wandering around... It was just an optical Aleutian."
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"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."
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