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Joke of the Day

"When I was visiting the islands in Alaska, I thought I saw an eye doctor wandering around... It was just an optical Aleutian."

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer..."

"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."

"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :("

"People want to know if the Vice President will be running in 2016 He might, but for now he's just Biden his time."

"What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? Gang rape."