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Joke of the Day

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."

"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."

"I bought a new flat last week... I use it as my spare."

"I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible... All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula. [](/lunalaugh)Credit goes to Mr. Hedberg for this one."

"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."

"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."