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Joke of the Day
"I've tried every drug but crack. Who you callin' buttcrack, asshole?!?!"
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"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"[customs] ""Passport?"" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it"
"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"