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Joke of the Day

"I've tried every drug but crack. Who you callin' buttcrack, asshole?!?!"

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."

"I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted"

"I react to the phrase ""open bar"" the way my dog reacts to everything"

"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."

"How did the turtle call his friends? ...on his shellphone"

"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."