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Joke of the Day

"The doctor comes to a patient Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer. Patient: That's fine, atleast i don't have cancer."

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."

"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."

"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."

"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"

"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"I'm glad Alfred Hitchcock never made a porno because it would be really weird when he made his cameo."

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."