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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."
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"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because I have so many!"
"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""
"Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate"
"Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice..."
"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"
"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."
"Listen up: I wear the pants in this family. They're a lovely taffeta with a subtle flare to draw attention to my lace-up sandals."