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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad Alfred Hitchcock never made a porno because it would be really weird when he made his cameo."

"All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He's black, so should be pretty easy to spot against the white background"

"What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"

"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"

"I remember my first crush..: Orange."

"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."

"*Breaks glass to steal Mona Lisa* You crazy? Security will hear us Security: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? NOTHING Security: ALRIGHT"