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Joke of the Day

"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."

"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"

"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."

"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."

"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."

"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"

"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"

"In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)"

"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."

"Irish I was a lil bit smaller. Irish I was a leprechaun baller. Irish I had a shamrock & a hat, & endless gold coins in a big black cauldron"