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Joke of the Day
"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."
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"As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!"
"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"
"Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons! I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!"
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"what ultimately decides your fate while you are driving? Your Carma"
"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""
"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."