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Joke of the Day

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."

"the easiest way to escape a conversation is to interrupt the other person and say ""this conversation is going great"" every few seconds"

"Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s? Because they literally can't even."

"I married Mrs. Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me."

"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"

"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"

"I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day."

"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"