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Joke of the Day
"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."
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"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."
"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"
"My wife got angry when I said ""Samsung""... Apparently that was the wrong answer to: ""What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"""
"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."
"Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy."