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Joke of the Day
"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."
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"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"
"Probably not the first time you heard this. But, I have two very good qualities. One is memory, and I forgot the other one."
"Chuck Norris know's Victoria's Secret."
"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"
"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"
"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
"Wife. I'm going to bed. Me. Nooo! Don't leave me alone with the fridge."
"Dog Walking Business Idea: 1. Train every dog to walk another dog. 2. Put the dogs in a dog walking circle. 3. GO TO A MOVIE!"