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"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."
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"""When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead."" - Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"
"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."