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Joke of the Day

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."

"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"

"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."

"Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again."

"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."

"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."

"I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war. I wonder if he was mowed down?"

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."