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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? Get in the van."
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"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."
"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"
"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"
"Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? She hated being microbe-managed."
"Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that."
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"
"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"