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Joke of the Day

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"I formed a band with my therapy group. It was fun for a while, but we couldn't make it big. Our album 'Appetite for Self-Destruction' didn't do well with the critics."

"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."

"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."

"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!"

"Copper is highly conductive of electricity. Does that make it ""powermetal?"""

"A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath."

"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."