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Joke of the Day

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty"

"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"What's the difference between a swimmer and a gay? The swimmer smells like chlorine all over his body, while the gay only smells like chlorine on one part"