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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."
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"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."
"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""
"What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training? Concentrate on golffuck everything else."
"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."
"Man gets arrested by female police officer A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The man replies, ""Boobs!"""