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Joke of the Day

"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"I've never eaten the right amount of Indian food."

"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."

"I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend"

"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."

"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."

"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"

"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."