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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? The PGA tour."
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"Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water."
"Is your wife single?"
"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"
"So, I picked up that new Tekken game and it wasn't challenging at all. Tekken is too easy, but that's the way it is."
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"
"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."
"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."
"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"