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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
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"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""
"This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy."
"The England cricket team..."
"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"
"*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* ""Wait. Then that means-"" [cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"