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Joke of the Day

"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."

"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."

"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""

"Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass."

"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."

"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"

"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."