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Joke of the Day
"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"
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"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"
"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."
"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"
"What was the best thing before sliced bread? Massive sandwiches"
"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
"I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having 24-hour days?' and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.' -Geoffrey Asmus"
"Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers."
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"