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"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"
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"What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him."
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"
"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."
"My Chinese friend got me an iPad for my birthday... Nothing beats a homemade gift!"
"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"
"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."
"I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare"