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Joke of the Day
"What was the best thing before sliced bread? Massive sandwiches"
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"I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."
"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."
"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"
"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend? Prose before hoes."
"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"