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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."

"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""

"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."

"Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom."

"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag.. ;)"

"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"

"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""

"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"Jurassic Park I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""not only does my son have a stupid name, but hes also a shit driver"""