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Joke of the Day

"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"

"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"

"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."

"So my friend came to me for help with his problems, but I really had to go to the bathroom... I left telling him I had shit to do, but really I had a shit to take and no shit to give."

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."