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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."
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"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""
"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"
"*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back* Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out."
"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"
"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."