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Joke of the Day
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
Next Joke
"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"
"The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me."
"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"
"[babysitting] Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party"
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."
"What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster? Ouiiiiiiii!"
"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"
"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."