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Joke of the Day

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."

"What's better than roses around your piano? Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh."

"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."

"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house."

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up."