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Joke of the Day

"What's better than roses around your piano? Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh."

"That's it. The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say ""no, I'm just sleeping around""."

"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."

"Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more"

"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."

"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""

"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."